26 Gifted Golden Retrievers Grappling With Their Corporate Responsibilities

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    When you accidentally eat your lunch during your 9AM break 239 A
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    Boss: We're like a family here Me: Then why am I being paid like an unloved stepchild? 276 C ClickShare
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    Email from HR: “Your request for time off has been denied" Me on my flight:
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    Manager: "You're still coming in, right?"
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    When the call ended 5 minutes ago but your coworker insists on talking until he's done Adrien Brody Zoom Rigatoni End Meeting
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    When you're getting ready for work on Monday morning and you're trying to decide if you really need your job
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    When Sunday night arrives How to retire by tomorrow
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    Me pretending to be okay after reading an email that ruined my entire day 231
  • 09
    When you send that risky email and immediately log off and go home for the day.... EXIT
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    Boss: We can't afford to give raises right now. Me: Oh no! Should I start a GoFundMe for the company? 276 C
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    Me at 9:00AM on Saturday: I'm getting up early to be productive! Me at 9:05AM on Saturday: I'll start tomorrow!
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    CEOs: "We're all in the same boat" Their boat: 11 My boat: MARGUERITE
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    "Why do you call your coworker 007?" Me: They have 0 skills, 0 motivation, and take 7 breaks
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    Physically I am in a meeting Mentally, I am here TAKE YOUR dog TO WORK DAY @passtherigatoni
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    When your manager just messages you "Hey" without any context and your mind starts racing... SUPER
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    Got Your Meal One Minute Late? Call the Law Offices of Rigatoni & Associates NOW! "You've Got the Case, We've Got the Sauce!" CALL US: 555-RIG-LAWS 37 PASS THE RIGATONI! -VETAGE ITALIAN RAICE- PARMESAN
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    When the meeting before lunch has technically ended but someone keeps asking questions
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    When you realize you have to work 4 more days this week
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    So did I get the job? Where do you see yourself in 5 years? @passtherigatoni 276 C Cocksh My biggest weakness is definitely listening!
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    Manager: How's it going? Me: Oh, you know, living the dream...
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    When the report hasn't finished itself so you have to pray to the work gods to delay the meeting
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    When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it has only been 4 minutes
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    "Do you have any plans after work?" Me: "Yeah I'm busy, unfortunately" My plans:
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    Manager: We're all in the same boat The boat:
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    Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don't tell anyone when you have a day off... ABSOLUTELY NO ONE

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